Will Any Martha Do For Massachusetts (or is it Massachusettes)?

David Marcucci — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:00:50 +0000

I recently saw an attack add from Martha Coakley (one of many she runs, since she can’t stand on her own phantom accomplishments) that said “This Bush is Brown, this Brown is Bush.” In it she panders to the undereducated who don’t have the mental capacity to think on their own. You know, those people who shouted “anybody but Bush” during the last presidential election. Boy, don’t you wish you were at least shouting “Anybody with a brain and some common sense who loves our country even a little bit and won’t make us the laughingstock of the world, but Bush” now? BTW, nice move there.

Anyway, I thought I’d do an attack ad with the equivalent intellectual prowess the “This Bush is Brown” ad. Here it is:

This Martha is a crook. This crook is a Martha.

Both of these women have robbed people of their personal property. One by lying, cheating, and being downright dishonorable. The other by lying, cheating, and being downright dishonorable. By continuing to support either one you send the message that lying, cheating, and being dishonorable is how you want your country to be. It will continue to corrupt our great country and continue to cost us more. Here is a quick comparison:


	Martha Stewart	Martha Coakley	Scott Brown
Has unrealistic view of the world:	True	True	False
Knows nothing about foreign policy:	True	True	False
Is unqualified for public office:	True	True	False
Has served time in federal prison for a felony:	True	Not Yet	False

As you can see, neither Martha is right for this state. Make sure on January 19^th you don’t pick a Martha.

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Will Any Martha Do For Massachusetts (or is it Massachusettes)?

This Martha is a crook. This crook is a Martha.

Martha Stewart

Martha Coakley

Scott Brown